Dear World,
In case you didn't know. I AM a big boy now.
I have turned 18 months.
I LOOOUve Icy poles on hot days, and just like a big boy I hold them at the stick.
I have driven my first car.
I even have a special bag JUST for nursery (thats where big boys go to learn about the gospel)
I must ALWAYS help Mum carry her shopping bags & I mostly give good feedback in the change rooms (lets face it, my Mum looks hot in anything) I will MOST definitely need to help push the trolley at the supermarket or the stroller at the park, I am absolutely too BIG to just sit in it anymore.
I can climb up the slide steps and then slide down it on my own.. if Mum is at the end to catch me.
Sometimes I unscrew things and screw them back on just to prove I am a big boy now, just to remind her the other day I unscrewed the lid on her nail polish.... I think I proved my point, She should've known I was big enough to do it.
I sing in the shower sometimes, I sing with rage most Saturdays, I sing in the car ALL the time.. (because that's where the good songs are.)
I can pop and lock just like a real hip hopper, are you down with that?
Anyway, I need to go find something to unscrew.
See you
Boy.
