Saturday, February 21, 2009

MELba

LAST WEEk:

regurgitate 

1.
to surge or rush back, as liquids, gases, undigested food, etc.–verb (used with object)
2.
to cause to surge or rush back; vomit.
3.
to give back or repeat, esp. something not fully understood or assimilated: to regurgitate the teacher's lectures on the exam



So totally LAst Sunday I had some ham and on Monday I spent the day regurgitating it.. gross. I am completely intolerant to ANY red meat these days.. ANY TIME i eat it it just sits in my stomach and makes me feel ill before coming back up -- yuck! I'm sure you didnt really wanna know that but there is a point ..

ANYWAY, somewhere between chunky ham fits of vomiting (yes my selective stomach apparently only likes to get out what it doesnt like , must be my love of food)I blew a vein in my EYE!! i dont know if you can see it in the first pic?

I'M SUCH AN OLD WOMAN!!

Kyle gave me a blessing and afterwards I was right as rain ( WHY DIDNT i ask for ONE earlier?!) Sometimes I forget that we have the AMAZING power of priesthood holders/ its a wonderful experience to have your MAn canDY (yes KYle, your my MAn CANdy) be able to administer to you with immediate effects. If i wasnt so Sickly lying on the bathroom floor i think I would've JUMPEd all over Kyle with THANKS!

The rest of the week probably followed the Same lines when I missed my flight home on Tuesday and then had to spend $162 for one way trip home! INSANE!
(but at least I got to spend more time with the CANdy MAn who is WORTH all the money in the world ) --


ALSo:
Candy MAn KyLE cut his BEARd -- lol
CanDY man KYles Mum aka Mummy Andrews -- says " You look ... gay ?"
So he spent the MORning living as A VILLAGE person. (from the VIllage pEOPle .. for all the younglings they sing YMCA ) before chopping it off. (thank goodness! - at least i know if CAndy Man KYle ever has a mid-life Crisis it will only lASt a morning )
I'll stop boring you all with my love life soon -- school is back Tuesday (YAY!)


Saturday, February 07, 2009

piCkle DOg


PiCkle DOg:
this is Pickle DOg/ I Found Pickle DOg on a SUnday

(which means he couldnt go to the pound cause it was the weekend and then the MOnday was a public HOliday)

So pickLe DOG didnt leave till TUESday..

I nearLY ran him over.. THE UGLIest Dog EVER (he has NO teeth) so his tongue wouLD just lollop arounD everyWHich way.

UtterLY adorabLE in that UGly only a MOther could LOVE way

THE end

Friday, January 23, 2009

Summer SchooL




SUMMER SCHool:

I have somehow managed to just squish two weeks of summer school in from 9-3 every day on top of the 63.5 hours I worked in the Last fortnight on top of going to Melbourne for the weekend ... lets just say I havent slept in a while..

ANyway I wish I'd taken the two weeks off work so I could've done better (this isn't my best work) Coming up with a concept for two assignments and completing them in TWo weeks is a hard task when you counter in Development Time. Anyway.. Heres the Final Stuff for my Second assignment the only boundaries were that it  needed to Evoke emotion without stating it.

These are all manual images and none of them have been tweeked on the computer. 
As you can imagine getting the Same effect in Silver Gelatin prints is harder in the Darkroom than taking a Photo on a Digi-camera and bunging it in Photoshop.

let me know what you think..