OH the FOLlies of the VAin

Boys are rotten made outta cotten

Girls are sexy made outta pepsi

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars

Ooh Ahh I lost my bra

I left it in my boyfriend's car

Why did I leave it there?

Because i needed to get some air

Ooh Ahh I lost my bra

I left it in my boyfriend's car

Broom broom and there he goes

Oops I lost my pantyhose.

My boyfriend gave me diamonds

My boyfriend gave me pearls

My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the (Ooo)

And all the neighbours heard!

I gave him back his diamonds

I gave him back his pearls

I gave him back his kiss on the (Ooo)

Coz he was such a nerd.

Boys are rotten made outta cotton

Girls are sexy made outta pepsi

Boys go the Jupiter to get more stupider

Girls go to mars to buy candy bars

I lost a bra in London

I took one off in France

I took another to Timbuktu

And all I have is pants

I looked all over London

I searched all over France

I took all day in Timbuktu

And now i'll hide in plants

If you say you really love me

Whats it take for you to kiss me

Kiss me once and I will shout

Kiss me twice and there's no doubt!

Boys are rotten made outta cotton

Girls are sexy made outta pepsi

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

Girls go to mars to buy candy bars