MUM SAYS " "

11pm Friday Night (mum is lying in bed - from the bedroom we hear)

MUM: Hey...

ME: Yes?

MUM: Do you know Robbie Williams?

ME: Who?

COLLETTE: The Singer.

ME: Yeah?

MUM: This Couple in Melbourne wanted to hire him to sing one song at their wedding and guess how much he wanted to charge them?

COLLETTE: (and Im thinking in my head 1 million dollars)

ME: How much?

MUM: three hundred and fifty thousand ... so they said no.

THE END

GREAT STORY MUM!

p.s remember the time

"I think I just weed on my cape"