MUM: Do you know Robbie Williams?
COLLETTE: The Singer.
MUM: This Couple in Melbourne wanted to hire him to sing one song at their wedding and guess how much he wanted to charge them?
COLLETTE: (and Im thinking in my head 1 million dollars)
ME: How much?
MUM: three hundred and fifty thousand ... so they said no.
GREAT STORY MUM!
p.s remember the time
"I think I just weed on my cape"